Garchaster's Cornblade

Name: Garchaster's Cornblade
Released: 2026-08-16
Duration: 109 min
Cast: X Menzak, Mary Faust, Michelle Wanhala, Lyndsie Jane Earle, Kasper Meltedhair

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Release Date

8/16/2026

Runtime

109 mins

Genres

Overview

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

Status

Released

Original Language

English

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A delirious fever dream of nonsensical imagery and invented terminology that prioritizes pure sensory chaos over narrative coherence. It's maximally strange without ever explaining what's happening, inviting you to surrender to the absurdity.

Mood

AbsurdUnsettlingWhimsical

Themes

IdentityArt and creation

Lyndsie Jane Earle

Stone

Kasper Meltedhair

Tarsia

Donald Farmer

Brewce Longo

Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite

Andy Heck Boyd

Gorgas Mordpan

Carrie Phillips

Ozra

Matt Minter

Scary Fairy Ta

X Menzak

Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763

Dogfood Williams

Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member

Mary Faust

Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger

Michelle Wanhala

Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member

Nicholas DeGideo

Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member

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