Semolina Pilchard

Name: Semolina Pilchard
Genre: Drama, Crime, Comedy
Released: 2026-09-28
Duration: 123 min
Cast: Pauline Fleming, Trevor Dwyer-Lynch, Keith Pennington, Susan Hilton, Julie Frost

All you need is crime.

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Release Date

9/28/2026

Runtime

123 mins

Genres

Drama Crime Comedy

Overview

As a terminally ill Liverpool gangster summons his estranged eldest daughter back to their hometown after a five-year absence, his youngest daughter, determined to inherit everything, plots to eliminate her.

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Released

Original Language

English

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A darkly funny family drama where terminal illness, sibling rivalry, and criminal entanglement collide in Liverpool. The film balances genuine pathos with pitch-black humor as blood becomes both literal and metaphorical liability.