Inherent Vice

How I Watched Inherent Vice:
- Rents from Prime
- Hits play, starts the 48 hour rental window
- Watches first ~10 minutes. Wait, what? Restarts.
- Watches first ~10 minutes. Wait, what? Restarts.
- Watches first ~10 minutes. Wait, what?
- Watches first ~30 minutes. Wait, what? Go to sleep. Restart tomorrow.
- Not today. Restart tomorrow.
- One hour left on my rental, oh no! Restarts!
- 48 hours hits, and it's still letting me watch, hooray!
- Son resets router. I'm kicked out of the session. Prime wants $4 for me to continue. I am mad. I might never watch the second half because I am so annoyed.
- Three days pass.
- Requests DVD from library.
- Eight days pass.
- I'm back! Restarts!
- Finishes!!!!!!!!!!

I watched this because I feel like I don't like Joaquin Phoenix, and this was recommended as a counterpoint to that. I don't mind him here, so I guess I don't dislike him after all. Honestly my main takeaway is that I LOVE Josh Brolin. I always liked Josh Brolin, but this has awoken something new. Josh Brolin. Funny and hot. Those bananas? When he eats all the weed? I don't know, man, but I'm into it.

Also, I love Martin Short but I do NOT want to watch him make out with a Pretty Little Liar. I loved him in this, but those few seconds were not pleasant.