Porco Rosso

Michael Keaton is a pig pilot named who fights pirates and fights an American who wants to marry Porco's best friend's widow (who loves Porco now) and also wants to marry Porco's teenage mechanic. He talks like he's it's film noir, and says things like "All middle-aged men are pigs" and "I'd rather be a pig than a fascist."

This is the one for me.

Also the whole opening with the pirates taking the little girls hostage was very funny, and I loved it.

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