PLS GIVE SCARLETT JOHANSON A GOOD PART IN A MOVIE, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
imo the kills are more brutal then in the last 3 films which is kino but the characters they kill off are blank slates at best.
The visuals besides the awful green screen are good overall but that doesn't make it good.
The regular family are like me, they have no purpose other then to exist.
They could have been written out of this film and it would better for it.
Xavier is obnoxious and he is suppose to be but if I kill myself, that does not mean I did a great job
Jurassic World Rebirth
A new era is born.
Rating
2.0 (2)
Release Date
6/23/2025Runtime
134 minsOverview
Five years after the events of Jurassic World Dominion, covert operations expert Zora Bennett is contracted to lead a skilled team on a top-secret mission to secure genetic material from the world's three most massive dinosaurs. When Zora's operation intersects with a civilian family whose boating expedition was capsized, they all find themselves stranded on an island where they come face-to-face with a sinister, shocking discovery that's been hidden from the world for decades.
How It Feels
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A high-stakes action thriller that pairs covert espionage with primal survival, as unlikely allies are forced to navigate both corporate conspiracy and prehistoric dangers. The film balances spectacle with mounting dread as a hidden truth threatens to reshape everything.
Mood
ExhilaratingTenseUnsettling
Themes
SurvivalFamilyPower
Tone
Earnest
Pacing
Propulsive
Look
HandheldPractical effects
Structure
Ensemble
Heads up
Graphic violence
Reviews
I am generally down for a summer blockbuster, and I'm not especially critical, so I'm surprised I didn't like this more.
Most of the runtime was split by between two different groups of characters who really didn't spend that much time together, which feels like more of a tv show move. ScarJo's crew ran into four dinosaur species, and three just happened to be the ones whose blood they needed. I didn't laugh at any of the jokes; there were a bunch of people in the theater that were cracking up though. The dialogue was rough in general, and you could see everything coming from a mile away.
Jurassic Park Collection
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