If you think the godfather 2 or back to future was great then you haven't seen shit.
Velocipastor is the greatest movie ever made.
It has deep and rich characters who all have something interesting to say about the world.
The action is amazing,if you think john wick is "real" action then pal let me introduce you to velocipastor,the most insane choreographed movie ever.
Our main character turns into a t rex,cool but that has a deeper meaning behind it,it stands for us as a society and world on the brink of going primal and abandoning what civil means.
Velocipastor is the greatest movie ever made,go watch it
The VelociPastor
A man of the claw
Rating
3.0 (2)
Release Date
9/28/2018Runtime
75 minsOverview
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
Status
ReleasedOriginal Language
EnglishBudget
$36,000Revenue
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How It Feels
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A gleefully ridiculous B-movie that embraces its own audacity: watch a priest transform into a velociraptor to punch ninjas alongside his sex-worker best friend. It's joyfully, unapologetically silly.
Mood
AbsurdPlayfulExhilarating
Themes
RedemptionComing apart
Tone
Comedic
Pacing
Brisk
Look
Stylized genrePractical effects
Structure
Linear
Gregory James Cohan
Doug Jones / The VelociPastor
Alyssa Kempinski
Carol
Claire Hsu
Chinese Villager
Aurelio Voltaire
Altair
Daniel Steere
Father Stewart
Fernando Pacheco de Castro
Frankie Mermaid
Yang Jiechang
Wei Chang
Nicholas M. Garofolo
Hobo
Zachary Steere
Dinosaur Suit Performer
Jesse Turits
Sam the White Ninja
David Sokol
Ali
Douglas Saint James
Surgeon
Reviews
I hate myself.
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