Arena Wars

If you're a fan of <I>The Running Man</i>, the classic Arnold Schwarzenegger film based on the 1982 novel (under Stephen King's pseudonym Richard Bachman), <I>Arena Wars</i> is an almost exact reimagining of it, but with a much lower budget, eye-rolling one-liners, and gladiators in over-the-top costumes who are truly asking for an (easy) ass-beating (as they're drowning in too many items that should make them immobile). It's terrible and mostly unwatchable at times, but it's always great to see Michael Madsen pop up in a film.