Not as funny as you'd expect from a Rose Byrne/Conan collab, but I was into it. I see a lot of reviews saying they liked it but would never watch it again. I'd watch it again. Maybe not the hamster part. That was the world's scariest looking hamster.

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
Rating
4.0 (1)
Release Date
10/10/2025Runtime
113 minsOverview
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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A woman spirals through intersecting crises, her child's baffling illness, her husband's absence, a therapist she can no longer trust, in a bleakly funny psychological descent set against the cold Long Island landscape. It's the kind of film that finds dark comedy in total unraveling.
Mood
UnsettlingBittersweetContemplativeDread-soaked
Themes
FamilyIsolationGriefIdentity
Pacing
Slow-burn
Look
NaturalisticHandheld
Structure
Single location
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