If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Rating

4.0 (1)

Release Date

10/10/2025

Runtime

113 mins

Overview

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Status

Released

Original Language

English

Budget

-

Revenue

-

Homepage

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How It Feels

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A woman spirals through intersecting crises, her child's baffling illness, her husband's absence, a therapist she can no longer trust, in a bleakly funny psychological descent set against the cold Long Island landscape. It's the kind of film that finds dark comedy in total unraveling.

Mood

UnsettlingBittersweetContemplativeDread-soaked

Themes

FamilyIsolationGriefIdentity

Pacing

Slow-burn

Look

NaturalisticHandheld

Structure

Single location

Reviews

stormaciousd

Not as funny as you'd expect from a Rose Byrne/Conan collab, but I was into it. I see a lot of reviews saying they liked it but would never watch it again. I'd watch it again. Maybe not the hamster part. That was the world's scariest looking hamster.

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