Pointless. Just pointless.
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Now You See Me is a pretty fun watch if you don't think about it too hard, other than Jesse Eisenberg's hair, which is very upsetting the entire time.
I went into this blind, which was fun, other than that I'm staying in an Airbnb tomorrow.
I loved the beginning, trying to figure out if Keith was going to try to kill Tess or fall in love with her, or maybe both. The duvet moment?! Adorable. Then things get a little DICEY, and I was into that also. The third act lost me a little, especially with the physics of a certain push/fall/jump moment, but overall still a good watch.
Just because the IP becomes available doesn't mean we need a horror film based upon it.
This was definitely not part of the Farrelly Brothers' <I>Stuck on You</i> universe.
I wanted to see the original before I see the new one, and now I have. A few moments made me laugh out loud. Sometimes it's just tough to get into a movie when it's this old the first time you see it.
It's a good premise and has some great cinematography, but, unfortunately, it's stuck at the ground floor.
It turns out I don't like Mallrats as much as I thought I did.
Well, that was a heck of a lot more fun than I was expecting.
I’ve only seen the first G.I. Joe movie and thought it was pretty meh.
This was suggested to me as being worth the time, and they were right.
Just mindless crazy stunts and fights with a plot that stands firmly with feet in the real world and fantasy and makes no apologies for it.
<I>Death Count</i> is easily one of the worst films I've ever watched, and am glad to see that there are other like-minded people who left similar reviews. This <I>Saw</i> ripoff, starring, of all people, Costas Mandylor (<I>Saw 3</i>-<I>Saw X</i>) and MIchael Maden, who first appears holding a banana. This joke of a film doesn't stop there, and I'm embarrassed to be logging this at all.
<B>Setup</b>: I think our <A HREF="http://letterboxd.com/lgoled">LG OLED TV</A> felt pity for us watching this nonsense, and was hoping we'd fall asleep due to boredom (Thank you, Sleep Timer).
I love the Olsen twins, but this 87 minutes felt like three hours. Their parents send them to Paris, sort of as a punishment, and they introduce a French chef to hamburgers and french fries.
This used to be one of those movies I would put on to fall asleep, so this might be the first time I've watched it in its entirety in 15 years. Still my favorite live-action Wes Anderson (because of Fantastic Mr. Fox, obviously).

