Madame Web

Her pussy slime web connects them all.
Madam web is like wet food,its digusting and you never want to touch it again.
The suits looks like they came from a cw show.
The villain got defeated by a p wich stands for piss wich is a hint to the fact this movie is piss.
And no dora being here doesn't help.

Edit:this is if a subway employee made a movie💀💀💀

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From the beginning to end, I sat in my seat, cringing at the fact that such a big, expensive film was allowed to be made. At the time of this review, the rating on Letterboxd is a 1.5, and I don't understand why it's not lower.

I don't know if it was the acting from <B>every single person</B> in this film, especially Dakota Johnson, who appeared confused throughout, or the <I>Final Destination</i>-like, CGI-heavy dream sequences that dragged it through. Of course, I had seen all of the memes making fun of the film prior to watching, so I didn't exactly go in with high expectations, but I was hoping for something watchable from Marvel (sans <i>Morbius</i>). This was not it.

<i>Madame Web</i> will be one of those campy Marvel films that will gain a cult following, celebrated (mocked) for years to come due to its high budget but cheap output.

<B>Do not get tangled in this web.</b>

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I don't know if the reviews had just given me rock bottom expectations, but Pepsi Presents: Madame Web wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. It's not good, but it's not as bad as Morbius.

The Good: I've liked Dakota Johnson since she said "I love limes", I've loved her since she said it was a lie. Her press junket interviews have been amazing. She is getting a lot of flack, but this is her acting in everything, so it was exactly what I expected. Sony should have known this was the vibe. It worked perfectly in the baby shower scene. That's it for good, just that I like Dakota and also they played "Toxic" twice.

The Bad: Every scene with Cassie's mom, every time the villain speaks, the product placement, Emma's Roberts character wasn't necessary, not enough Adam Scott or Zosia Mamet, mathematically the villain should be at least ten years older.

The Ugly: The girls get "abducted" in the afternoon, and three hours later it's on the cover of a newspaper at a diner. I didn't think newspapers were printed and distributed midday. Cassie drives an ambulance through a billboard and lands on a taxi intentionally. I think a Pepsi billboard might have actually defeated the villain.

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