Easily one of the worst things i have ever seen.
The villain sucks.
The comedy sucks.
The main characters sucks.
The acting (kinda) sucks.
And the movie visuall looks bland.This movie was not smithing my kevin

Yoga Hosers
Do your 'wurst...
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Release Date
7/8/2016Runtime
88 minsOverview
Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.

How It Feels
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A deliriously silly creature feature that treats yoga-obsessed Canadian teenagers and Nazi-era evil with the same comedic irreverence. It's campy, ridiculous, and deeply committed to its own weirdness.
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Reviews
Before you even hit play, it has three big things working against it.
1. The expectations of what a Kevin Smith movie is.
2. It's a nepobaby project.
3. It has a terrible title.If you can ignore all of those things, this movie could find a cult following in the teen horror comedy world, like a lesser version of Idle Hands, Tucker & Dale, or Lisa Frankenstein. Some minor changes would go a long way. The term "Bratzi" is funny, but the actual bratzi's look pretty bad. The whole yoga part could/should be removed. They already play in a band; we don't need to fit two hobbies. The Canadian "ABOOT" is overused, which is definitely intentional but doesn't land.
On the right streaming service around Halloween, I don't know, this might get a second (first) life. (Not with me though; I think I'm a one-and-done here.)
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