I don't know what I just watched. It made no sense.
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99% of the budget definitely went to gasoline.
I Know What You Did Last Summer plus pieces of Saw, resulting in a sort of predictable whodunit ending.
I regret watching this.
Perfect. Absolutely perfect.
One of the worst films ever. While “Popeye’s Chicken’s fuckin’ awesome”, this movie is not.
I was in the mood for a feel good film, and this did just that. That’s the review.
Both the kid from The Sandlot and Tony Soprano’s daughter need new agents.
While this is not Russell Crowe’s first villain role, it’s probably one of his best. Overall, the film was a surprise—it’s actually good (not amazing, but good).
<b>Note</b>: I subtracted one star because the kid from <i>Child’s Play </i>(the new one) is in it.
Arlington Road Tim Robbins > Antitrust Tim Robbins
Jason Takes Canada is, in my opinion, the worst film in the franchise (it’s a tie between V and X).
Army of the Dead has been on my watchlist for months, so I/we were quick to fire up Netflix this evening to watch it on the day of its premiere. Zack Snyder’s Dawn of the Dead is one of my favorite films, and was expecting the same for this one.
The opening credits were fantastic, but too long. It felt like a movie of its own. As we’re introduced to a number of characters, we quickly discover what type of people they are (and can easily predict their demise). Some (maybe most) of the dialogue was unnecessary. We weren’t given too much information as to how the new zombies were stronger, smarter, and had the ability to communicate. Zombie tigers and horses are another story.
Overall, some of the action was great, but there were a few subplots that we could’ve cared leas about.
If they film a sequel to Army of the Dead, you bet that I’ll watch it day one, but I hope ZS and his team work out some of the kinks first (and make a scary, gory, less humor-filled film).
My rating: 3 out of 5 stars (that means it’s good, not great).
